Ok. Two road trips in one day IS possible. Yesterday a lot of shit happened:

 

The story begins when i wait patiently for something to happen on the gorgeous day. I talk to mr white and he begs us to go somewhere, so i map it out and I pick him and an AM Luke up (11.45 to be right). We then head off down the A12, we stop off at a petrol garage to put £10 in, low and behold i bump into a legend - Mr Todd! We then head down the road for a long while eventually getting to Tiptree, East Essex! On the way i got stuck behind my pet hate car - focus! Overtook the mo fo (as jay filmed on his camera lol).

 

We then headed to find some sort of beach place, since i knew i was near the sea somewhere. Passed by a few local nutcasses, including this 11 year old chav who jay confronted.. "You aint seen me....   right?" He shouted chav-like abuse and we drove off to another unsuspecting passer-by. This was an oldish lady who was definatly the highlight of the day... she replied "Sorry?.........   What!?..." And lukes laugh at the short video of it was unforgetable! We found a beach, which was nice. Then we headed to a chippy in maldon, the girl could have been a bit more happier or friendly (3/10 for service).. With the wierd squirty vinegar as well!? Then it was the blinding journey home.

 

Once back at the heath we thought the day was over. Luke was dropped off at the park but Jay couldnt get in his house. So we hovered around the local area, Jay had one of my very minor driving lessons outside my Grandads, and we then went to his Nan's. But got a 11 minute call from my Gran, then Craig rang, but decided to be gay and get lean round Mr Bliges house. So we went back to Harold Wood, chilled for a bit. Then Craig rang again and wanted to do something, so picked him and luke again, and went to the middle of nowhere (between Lambourne End and Stapleford Abbots). Luke stacks it down a ditch in a blind panic, and nearly gets run over. Then we thought we'd go somewhere of intrest... City Airport.

Got to City Airport, some guy got killed in this mahoosive fire rescue truck thing. Watched a few planes. Then got in the car, with Luke again nearly getting run down by jumping on the bonnet! We then headed towards Canary Warlf, then it was all about London. Saw Big Ben, houses of Parliament, Trafalgar Square, Picadilly Circus, and Nearly Leicester Sq. Had a KFC, went to chinatown, and soho. Saw a proper slag. Got pissed off with one way signs. Then headed out to Craigs college, which looked ok lol. Then on our way out of London we wre blasting a bit of SOAD whilst Craig shouted whatever it was at passer-by's which was funny. Ended up going into Liverpool Street bus station.. ooops. Got into country-side roads eventually at midnight, stopped off in Epping forest, locked Luke and Craig out again, Luke jumped on the bonnet again, nearly got run over again! Dropped Craig home, Luke, then Jay and finall myself.

It was a nice day. It took my mind off things for a little while, and i also managed to finally get the bird poo off my car!